You Just Made the Biggest Mistake of Your Life

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

tylerconstance:

A man I encountered in Binghamton, NY. First frame on the test roll for a Hasselblad 500C that probably hasn’t seen light in 50 years!

tastefullyoffensive:

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

wreckingballheart:

San Diego, CA
May 17, 2013
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likespancakes:

this is a joke right

YOU CANT TAKE AWAY OUR PORN